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在广州住的久了,慢慢的这个城市的潜规则也浮出水面。商业上的规则天机不可泄露哈,今天特别来八卦一下广州的阿拉伯(中东人),因为网络上好像八卦广州黑人的帖子挺多的,我就不掺和了。

阿拉伯男孩子长得帅不得不承认。所以本文描述对象剔除那些满脸大胡子的,肚子顶方向盘的,身后跟着2,3个黑袍子阿拉伯大妈的那些阿拉伯中年猥琐大叔们,以便直戳那些外貌协会的小美女的小心脏。那些看上去像是意大利,法国人的风度翩翩的小帅哥们,内心是怎么样的。

1.在建设六马路健身或者吃饭的时候,经常有老外跟你联系聊天业务。
下面是一个阿拉伯老外和我对话:
A : 笑脸 (英文说明是阿拉伯字)
我:笑脸 纯聊天啊 , ONLY CHAT
A :聊天不是种田(这话什么意思?好像在教训我哦),你的英语水平很差(我晕,首先,俺的爪机打字速度很慢,所以能省就省,意思大家明白就好,而且多数阿拉伯人的英语是相当的烂,你跟他说多一点他跟本听不懂你在说什么)
我:(不大高兴,但是也没说什么)哈哈,那我英文就跟你中文一样烂喽 :)
A :你的性格很不好,我觉得我们合不来。我的中文比你的英文好多的,你的英文实在是很差很差,不要跟我比。再见。好运。然后,把!我!拉!黑!了! 我倒~~~~~~~~~~

这些充分说明了一个问题,姐们儿们,阿拉伯人中东人的字典里,根本没有非诚勿扰这四个大字的。他们想怎么来就怎么来,也根本没有尊重女性的思维存在。我觉得换个任何人要是不在MOMO上,绝对傻逼俩字喷薄而出了。

另一个叙利亚的帅哥,年方26。大眼睛是都人心魄的,鼻子是希腊雕塑的。在欧洲杯期间,于珠江新城的夏巴塔咖啡店里跟我搭讪。也是一朵奇葩。

头一次双方打算聊聊,在LA CITY桌球那里扔飞镖。

开聊没几句,他就重复了清朝某名人的名言:女人就是锁,要是很多把钥匙都能打开,那就是婊子;男人是钥匙,如果能打开很多锁,那就是把人人赞扬的万能钥匙。我觉得我也挺奇葩的,居然没转身走人。然后聊到了女朋友的问题,他说他朋友介绍了相亲几次,还给我看了一个女孩子的艺术照,说那个女孩子“性格不好”。我听了有点寒啊。你吃了几斤盐巴啊,别人这个性格不好,那个性格不好的,你以为你是谁啊。估计跟别的人说我性格不好呢。

另外一个劲的夸自己好。脸不红心不跳。我心想就这素质的人啊,当PY还行吧。

后来一段时间久老发暧昧短信。我必须承认,这个人还算是认真的呢。起码还挺当回事的。但是我提出了我对关系的意见和条件以后,老人家彻底不干了。

这个人另一个特点是等女人追他,给他发短信。如果你有事跟他讲,他忙或者不想接可能会掐断你电话,而不是按静音。

注意:阿拉伯男人绝对不容许女性有自己的意见,你提出自己的见解,会引发对方的逆反心理,油然变身毛泽东,把你当做阶级敌人来打到,并踏上一万只脚。于是,我变成了他口里的“爱钱的老女人”,“LOSER”。为什么叫LOSER呢?因为你就是单身啊,你没人爱啊,没男人女人活不下去啊,女人随着年龄增加贬值啊,男人越老越增值啊,……098&&^^%$%$)*&%^5  这小子毒舌极了。因为阿拉伯传统是这样的:大男人个个的没事泡咖啡馆,抽水烟。估计是交流对付女人的心得和各种磨嘴皮吹水,郭德纲都自叹不如的。

这家伙有一个朋友是黎巴嫩的。长的也不错。找的女朋友啊我真不好意思说什么。画皮一个。没有照片不露奶,没有照片不PS的那种,张张夜店范,迷离着双眼刚被QJ的表情。

最近在拉丁餐厅楼下,啪一个小眼神从MOMO上。看着像枪炮玫瑰的吉他手。一问突尼斯的。这个人不算极品或者奇葩。就是每天发笑脸,笑得你心里毛。见过两次,可能觉得没什么便宜占就不联系了。

这些人的共同点:
1。刚开始态度非常和蔼。但是好像从来不跟你沟通,或者带着挑衅的态度沟通。感觉沟通很难。你可能认识这人一个月,什么信息也从他身上得不到。

2。能说几个国家的语言,上个中山大学的商务中文就说自己是大学生。跟中国从高考杀过来的大学生根本不是一个概念。有点像电大或者成人那种。理科完全不懂,               

3。在中国很受姑娘追捧,吃得开。眼睛也早挑花了。SEX在广州是非常容易的事情。他们好像找的是被追捧的感觉。

4。有自己的生意,算是年少有为。但是性格心高气傲。我认识的有成就的老板没一个他们这样的,都很谦虚。但是隔着文化的差异,我没有办法下更多意见。也许人家国家不讲究谦虚什么的呢。

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